LIVEBLOG: Barcelona Test – Day 1
We are go for the first test on a real circuit that hopefully won’t fall apart and have to be fixed by a visit to B&Q.
Williams have launched their 2013 car and Force India is still pretending that they are fine, really.
Kimi has just come out, done a super quick lap and gone back to sleep
Di resta goes di fasta – probably running away from an angry wine glass wielding Sutil!
Alonso is fastest!
Only just caught up on the news that Sutil will be doing a day in the Force India this week. In other news, hell just froze over…
McLaren and Mercedes currently vying for fastest lap times. Not these are particularly important. But the season long grudge match between Hamilton’s current and former employers is bound to be something to talk about
Green flag. Perez is whizzing round.
Terry is eating a banana! And there’s a red flag in barcelona, gutierrez has gone off, apparently
Autosport’s one has gems like this
“08:52 Press room latest: a man with a large earring and a big set of keys just walked in and pinched a lightbulb, but he did wipe his footprints off the table before leaving.”
We don’t even have a lightbulb
You’d be better off reading the autosport one here
http://live.autosport.com/commentary.php/id/553
They haven’t called Alonso a cunt yet either…
Alonso’s on track, apparently
Just to clarify, we aren’t at the test. This is just Terry avoiding work by sarcastically rewording the reports of actual journalists who are really there.
Kimi, Vettel and Alonso are having a right ding dong at the top of the timesheets – probably a taste of 2013 in general…